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If ALPHA MALES ruled the world? | Only beta males sleep with their eyes closed (Funny satire)

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I hope you laughed at this satire of the ridiculousness that is the extreme hyper masculinity of alpha males vs beta males.


You do not need to try to live up to this impossible and unrealistic ideal of how to be an alpha male – you can be who you want to be in this world and still have happy and satisfying relationships with women. If you are looking for answers on how to figure out women and relationships because you haven’t got the results you want yet, that’s totally okay – be careful though what ideas you attach to in your journey. A lot of what is out there about ‘being a man’ only is effective to attract a certain kind of woman (one that you won’t want a relationship with).

Many of the men who adopt hypermasculine ideas end up suffering because not only does it not help them to meet the right woman, but it makes them feel insecure and undesired. A big part of my work with men that I coach, is deprogramming this stuff and showing that it’s ultimately redundant.

Developing yourself and your core skills – ESPECIALLY COMMUNICATION is the key to a happy relationship and to being attractive to healthy, smart and mature women.

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Tim LO

Tim is a love coach and writer for Love Openly.

He has qualifications in NLP, hypnotherapy and stress management. HPD, DipHyp, DipNLP, CertSM